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A Cautionary Tale
Gareth Armstrong was, in every respect, the very epitome of ‘wanker’. Picture a girl crying, friends on either side rubbing her shoulders and giving words of sympathy. Gareth Armstrong would walk up to them, whether he knew them or not, stand with legs apart and hands on hips, grin widely and say: “So what are you crying about then?” Picture a crowded lift. Gareth farts...
Sheeple
“Your honour, The account of events just given in this court contained many glaring inaccuracies, of which I shall speak presently. As a start, may I make it clear to the jury that my shipwreck upon your fair isle was entirely misadventurous. The fleece which I was wearing was not intended to be a disguise, it was purely a practical garment. Upon stepping foot onto dry land, I immediately...